I feel obligated to make this post over 140 characters, as though I'm writing it on golden paper and ergo must earn the privilege. Am I there yet? No? How about now?
Actually, this is convenient because Twitter does not appear to be working. While I calmy sip my Starbucks, I can hear the pandemonium rising outside. Oh the delightful smell of anarchy. Too bad the Tweeters will be back at it any moment now.
....right, Twitter? Right?
